I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
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what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
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date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
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