@10 hours ago with 4885 notes

"I’m just gonna bullshit it."

my life motto for the past 20 years 

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via youremyexpensivetaste)

@21 hours ago with 135849 notes
"Why don't any of the main characters in your books have siblings?"
John Green:It's just my little way of telling Hank that he doesn't exist in my narrative imagination.
@1 day ago with 10823 notes

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

(via theyoungfreelife)

@1 day ago with 9522 notes
raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

NO THANK YOU.

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

NO THANK YOU.

(via youremyexpensivetaste)

@1 day ago with 208998 notes
#The Fault In Our Stars #TFIOS #Hazel Grace Lancaster #Agustus Waters #My Body Is Not Ready 
@1 day ago with 30668 notes

(Source: mindykaeling, via funtimekait)

@1 day ago with 67627 notes

(Source: enzuigiri, via thatfunnyblog)

@2 days ago with 39493 notes
#parks & rec #parks & recreation #tom haverford #aziz ansari #bangers 
@10 hours ago with 38281 notes
@21 hours ago with 280 notes
#Neighbors #Seth Rogen #Aaron Rodgers #Zac Efron #ESPN 

And you’re a fan of One Direction? [x]

(Source: kate-mara, via germanystyles)

@1 day ago with 3901 notes
#Same #You Are My Life Blood Spirit Animal Queen #Kate Mara #Harry Styles #One Direction #1D #Jimmy Kimmel 

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via youremyexpensivetaste)

@1 day ago with 515404 notes

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

(Source: mattsgifs)

@1 day ago with 238918 notes
@1 day ago with 89130 notes

Anonymous asked: are you gay?

bronybf:

in this economy?!

@1 day ago with 3768 notes